I Win! Last night I published a post about umpires and included an allusion to the ideal umpiring style, which amounts to sitting there like a traffic cone. It’s been less than 12 hours since my post and the commissioner’s office has already taken action to make this vision even more possible. If you want something done, convince me to write about it on the internet. My next topic, political reform in america. Yes, lowercase america. You get the big “A” back when you earn it.