From the Future
I have travelled to the Future to a Padres game. The wormhole opened below a speaker on the concourse. Field level. Third base side. I heard the following announcement:
“We’d like to remind all fans attending this game that Saturday July 16th is Cucumber Night, come lubed as the Padres take on the Washington Nationals! All fans in attendance will be on the receiving end of a locally grown cucumber!”
This has confirmed my fear that the coming era will be one of more-of-the-same-ness. I shuddered and trudged back to my rightful place in the space/time arrangement we have so aptly named a continuum.
More of the same to follow.
*A special thanks to Jeff Walters. I can’t remember which one of us came up with the joke this emerged from.